No Life On Mars - In The Bible

Last month we learned that the process used for searching for signs of life on Mars might be destroying the very thing it was looking for.

Cue the conspiracy theorists:

"Have attempts to explore Mars been secretly scuppered by religious scientists keen to keep planet Earth “special”? Have they been hiding their sabotage under a veil of incompetence? Or is it that scientists really can be astonishingly incompetent without any outside help?"

I prefer the latter. After all, 50 percent of even rocket scientists are below average.