Google Won't Search For Chuck Norris. Guess Why?

This is hilarious. From CSM.

Try this. Navigate over to Google. In the search field, type the following phrase: “Google Chuck Norris.” But instead of hitting the search key, try the button that reads, “I’m feeling lucky.” Google will tell you that no standard web results were found. It will also tell you, in bright red font, why Google won’t search for Chuck Norris.