Bird Drops Baguette - Hadron Collider Shuts Down

A bird has dropped a baguette into the Large Hadron Collider causing overheating and shut down of the system yet again.

As PopSci reports,

With freak accident after freak accident piling up over at CERN, the idea of time traveling particles returning from the future to prevent their own discovery is beginning to seem less and less far fetched.

Update: Much more technical detail at The Times. Very geeky.